Ship’s Cat

Congratulations! You are now employed as Ship’s Cat on a Grimsby trawler.

Listen to the audio clip below to hear a fellow cat talking about your new job.

Average pay: Rats, mice and food scraps.

Average hours: 24 hours a day with lots of naps.

Main duties:

• Rid the ship of rats, mice, and cockroaches.
• Take charge of seagull watch, keeping them away from the catch.
• Warm bunks or act as a pillow if needed.
• Be stroked or disciplined depending on behaviour.
• Enjoy fresh Grimsby fish, but only if given as a reward for purrrrrfect behaviour.